I want a man who knows my hills and dales,
Who’ll keep my garden wet,
Who’ll chase the wolves and never fail
To give me puss a pet.

Have you ever met a man like that,
A man who’s made like that?
(Who’ll plow your fields both day and night?)
Have you ever met a man like that?

I want a man who can take the heat
Who will stoke my forge and fire,
Who pounds my metal hot and sweet,
And shapes my heart’s desire. (Her heart)

Have you ever met a man like that,
A man who’s made like that?
(A man who knows just when to strike?)
Have you ever met a man like that?

I want a man to tower over me,
Who's masterfully built.
A solid man who’ll stand the test of time,
With calves to rock a kilt.

Have you ever met a man like that,
A man who’s made like that?
(With shoulders you can put your feet upon?)
Have you ever met a man like that?

I want a man who sets my soul on fire,
A man with heaven’s key,
Who brings new meaning to “oh, god!”
When I'm down on my knees!

Have you ever met a man like that,
A man who’s made like that?
(With an angel’s smile and a devil’s touch?)
Have you ever met a man like that?

You can spend your life in drudgery
Feeling lonely, sad or fat
But you’ll never see who’s right in front of you!
No, you’ll never meet a man like that.

So lift your head and fluff your girls,
Sing and dance and laugh.
Give the game of life a loving whirl.
Don’t you know a man likes that?
Don’t you know we all like that?