Gentleman Jim came to see me last night;
He wanted to raid me booty
He claimed me treasures were renowned;
He was captured by me beauty
But his sack was too light,
His dirk was too short,
And he had only pieces of three
So I sent him away with me boot on his bum
That pirate’s not for me

CHORUS
Yo, ho!
Yo, who?
Keep a civil tongue in yer head
Or ye’ll never see me treasures again
Nor ever warm me bed

Deedly-deedly-dee

Salty Sam came to see me last night;
He wanted to plunder me chest
He praised the treasures loud and long
Secured inside me dress
But he fumbled the lock,
His key didn’t fit,
And then he called me Bess? (that doesn't even rhyme with Cupcake!)
So I sent him away with a lump on his head
That pirate failed the test

CHORUS
Deedly-deedly-dee

Randy Dan came to see me last night;
He wanted to board me ship
He’d never sailed on a sloop so sleek,
Nor had an around-the-world trip
But he went overboard,
His hook scratched me deck,
Cupcake: and me sheets he damn near ripped
All: So I sent him away with a smack and a curse (Damn!)
That pirate should be whipped!

CHORUS
Deedly-deedly-dee-eee


Captain Jack came to see me last night;
He brought me chocolates and wine!
He dressed me in the finest silk,
Undressed me in good time
(SUCH A GOOD TIME!)
Laid his anchor so deep,
‘Til with joy I did weep,
And left me feeling fine
So me booty I shared, again and again
And traded his treasures for mine

And it’s Oh-Oh-OH-OOH!
With me feet up over his head,
He can tally me treasures again and again,
and ever warm me bed.
Me bed? And ever warm me bed.