A bather whose clothing was strewed
By strong winds that left her quite nude
Saw a man come along,
And unless I am wrong
You expected this line to be lewd.

CHORUS:
Thaaaaat waaaaaas a very nice verse
Sing us another one, just like the other one
Boom pecker pecker, boom pecker pecker
Boom pecker pecker boom

A pretty young wenchlette named Shellie
Had horrible pains in her belly.
She said, "I'm sure in Kentucky,
Not all the food's yucky,
But they sure make a terrible jelly."

CHORUS

There once was a very large dragon,
Whose urge to chase virgins was flaggin'
He said with a sigh,
I'm too fat to fly...
Please pull me around in this wagon!

CHORUS

A butcher who lived up the street
Had a ladyfriend who liked to eat
He said “come and kneel,
And I’ll feed you a meal”
She gobbled 9 inches of meat.

CHORUS

There once was a man from the sticks
Who wanted to write limericks
But he gave up the sport,
For he wrote them too short…

CHORUS:
Thaaaaat waaaaaas a TERRIBLE verse
Don’t sing us another one, not like that other one
Boom pecker pecker...

A prudish beekeeper named Lauren
Declared loudly, “Sex is abhorrent!”
Still some offered her money
To sample her “honey,”
‘Cause I don’t think they knew what “abhor” meant.

CHORUS

A man heading home from the bars
Saw something descend from the stars
What he thought was celestial
Was extra-terrestrial
And now he goes drinking on Mars

CHORUS

There once was a lassie from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
It worked out quite well,
For when you rang her bell,
It actually counted as foreplay!

CHORUS

A wench is a sensual treasure
When working or taking her leisure.
We know when to squeeze
To weaken your knees
And take you to new heights of pleasure.


CHORUS:
Thaaaaat waaaaaas our very last verse
We won’t sing another one, not like that other one
Boom pecker pecker, boom pecker pecker
Boom pecker pecker BOOM